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Réizàr
Approximate Age: 22
Current Location: Moultrie, GA
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Expertise: Crash Test Dummy
Occupation: Insurance Ninja
A poem for you
Thursday. 5.11.06 9:27 am
First, let me start off by saying that I'm very aware of my layout change. I really want to sit down and tweak this thing a bit more, but for now, this will do.

Now then. I found this on my girlfriend's LiveJournal. She got it from the World of WarCraft 'lock forums. For those of you who don't know, that's where all the people who play warlocks gather. Here's the poem:

Said a mage to a lock, as they sat on the ground:
"My class are the baddest bus drivers around!
One minute in Felwood, pursued by a bear;
Next minute in Ironforge to rest and repair."

"That's all very well," the lock said with a snort,
"But clearly it's better to summon than port --
As much as it's better to ride than to crawl.
You drive people away, but they come when we call."

"That's as it may be," the mage finally allowed,
"But we truly excel in control of the crowd.
If too many trolls stand between us and treasure,
We turn them to sheep to be sheared at our leisure."

"Sheep are cute," said the lock, "and quite fit for a dip,
But they don't have the style of a corset and whip.
My demon can charm any orc till he purrs --
I just loot their chests while they're staring at hers."

The mage was struck silent, but answered at last:
"Our water's essential to make things go fast.
Just think of a raid with no water at all --
You'd start out in spring and not finish till fall!"

"Water's nice," said the lock, "for those folks who can't tap;
But remember one thing when your raid turns to crap --
When all priests are down and the tank has been owned:
You may bring the drinks, but we get people stoned."
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